Alanah Parkin’s Garage Sale

"Like a maladaptive daydream from the mind of a child genius."

Greg and Denise have too much stuff! Narre Warren South's most notorious couple are moving to the retirement village up the road, and they can't possibly take everything with them.

Join Greg, Denise and a smorgasbord of increasingly unlikely characters at the greatest Garage Sale the south-eastern suburbs has ever seen!

You'll definitely find a bargain. You might even find out the big secret that Greg's been keeping from his wife for the past few decades.

Garage Sale is the debut solo character comedy from actor and improviser Alanah Parkin, which premiered at the 2025 Melbourne International Comedy Festival to critical acclaim.

Directed by Isaac Haigh (MICF Best Newcomer 2023, Melbourne Fringe Best Comedy 2022).