If You're Hearing This
After society collapses, Ally hides in a spaceship and processes the apocalypse with an alien and, honestly, 55 minutes of musical comedy.
A one-woman musical comedy about the end of the world - and the beginning of something else.
We’ve all fantasised about fleeing the great big typo that is modern society. In 'If You’re Hearing This', Ally Morgan actually follows through. After society’s collapse, Ally drifts through space in a DIY vessel, captaining her own makeshift ship and broadcasting a lonely radio show into the cosmic abyss in search of other “Earth survivors.” Until suddenly - an alien responds.
Featuring original satirical songs and a healthy dose of musical absurdity, If You’re Hearing This blends sharp anecdotal humour, observational comedy, and political silliness with the unhinged optimism required to keep going when everything feels like it’s falling apart.
From award-winning musical comedian Ally Morgan (Not Today, Hard Launch, Girl Crush) and director Miranda Middleton, this surreal cabaret invites you to strap in, tune in, and gently lower your expectations of humanity.
Ally will be there. Hopefully, you will too. The alien is trying its best.
WINNER of BEST CABARET Sydney Fringe 2022
NOMINATED Best Online Series AACTA Awards 2025 (For Musical Comedy Series GIRL CRUSH)
NOMINATED Best Writing Of A Cabaret 2023
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