Quonny and Qurbs: Sell Your Stuff
Quonny and Qurbs are two salesmen who were accidentally frozen in the office tearoom in 1998.
27 years later their manager has seen the state of the sales world and is unimpressed. With tyre kickers on Facebook Marketplace, self serve checkouts and people contributing perfectly good items to landfill, they've decided it's time to defrost the boys and get them selling your stuff!
So bring in that crap from your house you no longer want (a mickey mouse spatula, a bag of old socks, a half chewed tennis ball, anything) to the show and Quonny and Qurbs will auction the best items off live on stage.
It's Antiques Roadshow meets Wolf of Wall Street.
Part sales seminar, part auction, full funny.
Proceeds of auctions will be donated to Foodbank Victoria
Really playful and laugh out loud funny. Could be a little more polished with the delivery but fit with the coke fuelled nature of the sales industry